FADE IN
Why can't I get a JOB at the Post Standard?
STARRING:
Steven Rogers: as the unimaginative
publisher
Frank Cammuso: as the myopic political cartoonist.
Joe Vecc: as the sad and angry un-Marxist
intellectual.
FADE OUT:
The sound of a music box begins.
FADE IN:
EXTERIOR: POST STANDARD BUILDING, SUNNY
DAY. NOON
cut to:
INTERIOR SHOT. MEETING ROOM, DAY:
close up of: MANDY CANDY, 25, young,
fresh thinker, who's willing to work, not sleep, her way to the
top, talks in an editorial staff meeting:
MANDY CANDY
This Joe guy is making "cents".
Let's print this cartoon instead of the one Fred
wants. He always gets his way!
WELCOME TO WEEK 2
CARTOON #1 ^
Here's a cartoon from the NY POST..
I like the French. And this joke was interesting. I
hope Fred from the Post sees this.
CARTOON #2 ^
NEXT is a sociological question. The cartoon below
originally showed a man, CONGEL, eating a large Fred Flintstone-size
steak while asking the Poor Taxpayers to pay for it. But
then I, Joe Vecc, an alien from another planet, started thinking.
Was it right to hurt Congel's feelings? Why marginalize him in
public? Thousands of people think he's an asshole now. But what
if he's not a tax cheat? So the Bullett's unique editorial
staff changed it to a simple man, who lives here in
Syracuse, who copulates too much and creates unwanted kids. So I
thought that since we can put down Congel for creating the public then
why not be fair and once in a while we mock the FATHERS. So the
question is: Is your sexuality related to your
ideology?
BY THE WAY, CAN YOU PAY FOR THIS?
TAXPAYERS IN BACKGROUND.
CUT TO:
EXT. BORODINO HIGH SCHOOL, DAY
LONG SHOT OF BUILDING. WE SEE AN ACTIVE MORNING.
INT. SCHOOL HALL WAY, DAY
One student says to the other student.
"I'm sick of being called unpatriotic if I don't
support the war."
The girl responds:
"I know what you mean. I'm sick of being
called UNENVIRONMENTAL just because I support on-shore drilling in America.
Political discourse is over. There are many rollbacks
that should be ROLLBACKS. But if I say this I will be the one
stereotyped by some at the Post Standard as not being as "well
read " as they are. The parties over. Remember the Delhi
Fly?
CUT TO
EXT. LONG SHOT OF POST STANDARD, DAY
We see JOE VECC exiting the building CRYING. In need
of love and understanding. But no one at the Post Standard will love
him. Then suddenly he gets an Idea and throws his nit hat up into the
air like Mary Tyler Moore. He runs off screen Camera fades to
black...
TO BE CONTINUED:
^
Here's our first BB cartoon about Borodino
life.
NEXT:
THE LAST CARTOON ^
This cartoon is non-"partisan". I believe
that the Post Standard could be stronger if they printed jokes
from MAD magazine in the editorial cartoon section. More honesty and
less finger pointing educates better. . Answer this Sierra Club members
who blame Bush for ALL the environmental problems: If 47,770,000 caring
and superior liberals voted for Gore and supported cleaner air
standards then why has the sale of small fuel efficient
vehicles............... gone down? You would think that 47 million
people would make some personal sacrifices before bitching at
Bush's policies to roll-back onshore drilling restrictions. Where
are the 47 million people who don't walk the walk? God is watching
you. Where's my jet ski?
I wrote letters to Schumer, Clinton and Bush about
rewriting small car tax policy so as to promote fuel efficiency. Frank
Cammuso, Fred Fiske and Steven Rogers, guess who wrote me back?
Thank you for watching. Al Franken is a Funny
Man.
More to come. TERMINATOR meets CAMMUSICO