IMAGINING A BETTER FUTURE TO INVEST IN, Part I.
Here's a picture of me talking on the phone with CEO, Dieter Zetsche
of Chrysler as I demonstrate my new EZ4 front seat. It has a quick release system that
allows the front passenger seat of small cars to be removed when large cargos are
transferred. I can get 15- 2x10x12 foot boards safely from Home Depot to my barn. I can turn
my car into a mini-truck within seconds. Chrysler hopes to increase sales in its
small car division by 25% because of the seat.
Next investment invention?
Word on the street
TOPIC: Men's underwear.
There's more to life than boxers and briefs.
These are fine for the weekdays.
What about the weekends. Dinners out and fun movies. Here's what's
new:
Introducing the Freedomwear solution from Freedomsofts
Inc.
After working all day, the excessive material
and elastic bands are not always comfortable and welcomed. Freedomwear delivers the added comfort.
FACTS
Did you know that 34 hundred people where injured last year when they
fell over as they where putting on their underwear.
Here we see an individual who has fallen and will never get up due to
the severe head trauma. This could be you or your family member. Or it could be your
date.
And did you know that 12 million people in this great country of ours
do not wear underwear when they go out on a romantic fun-filled weekend. So is
there a need for a new kind of underwear for the person who wants a
little less restriction.? You decide.
But FIRST:
I would like to thank all the people that expressed
interest and support for the Freedomwear apparel. You are all beautiful people in need of a little
more comfort and a lot less material I understand. The Freedomwear experience takes
the under out of underwear. You experienced it and now you appreciate it. Now we
are ready to tell the world. I've read your e-mails. Thank you.
There's more to life than briefs and boxers. And Tom knows this.
Others wrote : "Research and Development is important, you guys
did your homework".
"My wife made me a black freedomwear. Black pants,
black
freedomwear shirt and I was free all night. I'll send a royalty?"
"Freedom works."
"Freedom. Love it or leave it."
I thank you for the e-mail.
Don't be like these white guys. Experience the
freedom.
The GAP spokeswoman told me they have a G-string and
thong. You all told me that that design is antiquated and
uncomfortable.
Anyways, one lady we interviewed stated the Gap should
sell a GAP CREAM to relieve the chaffing that that product
caused. The Freedomwear is guaranteed not to chafe. Ever.
Now you will notice that khakis and jeans aren't as comfortable as
they could be at times. Look at the inside of these new
jeans. " Heavy stitching makes all pants a little
uncomfortable at times," says this well educated college kid from
New Hampshire University. "Somebody do something,
please!," he says daily.
But no one listens. He's not a crybaby. He takes
action the constructive way. He invests in the company. Buy Gap
stock.
Steel
wool
vs.
Mr. Cotton
Comfort is Number 1 with
Freedomwear.
But here's the bad news.
As you know we don't have the manufacturing capacity
to make all the orders that have been e-mailed. We must find a manufacturer and distributor. The
Gap. Lets try the Gap.
( Jodi Baldwin hasn't finished Howard Stern's or
Bill Clinton's freedomwear, so please be patient...)
Naturally, we decided to contact an apparel company for mass
production and distribution. I have contacted the popular and successful GAP
corporation to help satisfy our apparel needs. The CEO of the GAP,
Mickey Drexler, says he loves " being close to the customer and
the creative parts of the company" So obviously the Gap seems
like the place to turn for help in making the Freedomwear apparel
available to all sensitive men and women around the world. Including
Japan, China and Europe. Since the Gap invests a "substantial
amount of time and money developing and promoting" specialty
wear, we hope that the Gap will help satisfy their customers' needs.
We hope that Mr. Drexler is serious and honest when he speaks about
helping his loyal customers. Below is a picture of Mr. Drexler.
Several months ago, we called the Gap to offer the
Freedomwear up as new product to aid their flailing sales. Here's the
response we received:
Ms. Baldwin has sent me the final product. It
has been tested and pre-washed. Now lets send it to Mr. Drexler
at the Gap.
More investment notes: In the AG Edwards ERS
report, EQUITY RESEARCH SUMMARY report, states that the Gap is a worldwide specialty apparel
retailer that operates over 4000 stores, In the investment premise the report states
that " we, AG Edwards, sense a lack of focus, the issue being that management never
seem to really get to know the customer fully. Reviving sales thorough a series of
superficial commercials from big name directors is not going to work.
Amy Keros from the legal department should have sent a
letter to the Board Members telling them that these commercials
will do more to ruin the Gaps " ENORMOUS GOODWILL than a little
first amendment parody played out in the last issue of the
Borodinobullett.com.
Also as you can see from the hotdog picture above, we
are all shareholders now. I have chosen to invest my money in a good
company that has interests in innovative underwear, hence the
companies investment in the NEW GAP BODY division. SEE NY POST ARTICLE
AUG 9...Analysts from A.G. Edwards say, " the product is more
important than the marketing," said Bob Buchanan, retail analyst
at AG Edwards.
HOW Freedomwear Really WORKS
The Freedomwear stays in place by gravity and from the compression of
the pants that customers usually wear when they go out on special
events or on weekends. Car manufacturers use this concept all the
time. So try it and you newcomers will understand what freedom was
meant to feel like without ever reading a book about Thomas Jefferson.
Meet Ms. Freedomwear 2002. Sporting the new wave
Gap Stock Buckle. Only $19.99.
Consumer Report rated freedomwear the best new concept
product this year.
" Excellent and comfortable after being in the water all
day. "
" Underwear after swimming is not good. Freedomwear
hits the mark here," says one consumer reports senior research
writer.
Clearly the Freedomwear format is a superior specialty product. You
should have choices: Boxers and Briefs and Freedomwear. Together
they make one hell of a team.
Again, you can wear three items when you go out to
that dinner party and movie.
Or. You can do it in two. Less is more. So
much more...
Once again, Thank you , Borodino Joe, CEO Borodinobullett.com.
THE END
P.S.
IF YOU HAVE TIME, READ ON.
We sent a Freedomwear to the President.
"Freedomwear helps the environment. There's one
less item that has to be washed in Clorox and Tide. And it's one less
thing to be folded and put away. It's a great invention for both men,
women and the environment; and we are all for a cleaner environment
." We at the BorodinoBullett.com couldn't agree more.
Here you can see the President showing off his
freedomwear to the press.
Letter from the President's special assistant, Desiree Thompson.
I will do everything I can to keep the apparel coming to those who
ordered them. Thank you for your patience.
Joe Vecc
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