Why would this resident park his
boat just feet away from his front door?
A.) "The Creative Thinker"--- thinks
he will shave a couple minutes off his launch time.
B.) "The Alzheimer's Victim"
---thinks he's at Borodino Landing.
C.) "The Freedom Fighter"---thinks
he's protecting his house from potential terrorist attack.
D.) "Cap'n Frankie"---has docked his
pirate ship for refueling.
E.) "Discount dinner cruise"--- Employees
stand on the ground and gently rock you from side to side to give the
illusion of sailing. Cheaper because it never actually makes it on the
water.
jg
