At the Town Board Meeting I heard from Mr. Werner,
Torrisi and Mr. Robinson. Then I heard from Mr Ahlers, Niswender and
Mr. Andranian. Everyone spoke well, but let's get to the story.
It doesn't matter if the Jets are made illegal or not.
I heard exaggerations and half truths from both sides. So lets just
start a complaint record for year 2002.
In Borodino, "A Better Place To Live"
, I have been hired to regulate the lake with my 100 MPH
nitrous jet ski from Borodino to Skaneateles. If you have any
complaints please wave me over and we'll talk.

We will put pins on the map where the complaints
occur.

Tools you'll need
Go to the store and purchase: binoculars, a camera and
a pad of paper, and a pen. Then if you see anyone doing chainsaw
gymnastics on their jet skis with in the 500 foot buffer zone then
take a picture for proof. Record the registration number of the
violator if possible, and send it to the Borodino
Bullett. Lets see how all this looks in September. Lets see who
lives and dies.
It's Synthetic Oil,
Baby!"

Also, please remember, use Synthetic oil. It's
biodegradable to help protect the environment. It's low in aquatic
toxicity to prevent damage to the fish and plant life.
by Joe Vecc
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