Welcome to The Borodino Bullett Online Newsletter. We are STILL The Unofficial and irreverent voice for an area of Central New York that almost no one knows exists.

THE WALL: INTERVIEWS WITH LIVE HUMANS
This week on The Wall, Joe Vecc thinks "out of the box", and challenges the way we look at men's underwear. Read our interview with Joe Vecc, inventor of "Borodino Freedomsofts", the revolutionary new underwear for men,  designed and sewn right here in Borodino. 

SKANEATELES LAKE - FROM THE AIR
Demonstrating once again the lengths to which we will go at The Bullett to please our readers, we rented a plane to fly to Rochester, and took pictures on the return trip flying over some of the Finger Lakes. The sunny day became cloud-covered by 4 pm, but you can still see Seneca, Cayuga, Owasco, Skaneateles, and Otisco Lakes at 5500 feet in this zipped PowerPoint presentation, called "Wings Over Skaneateles." Click on the icon to download and run from your computer (if PowerPoint is installed) and enjoy. Musical selection: Theme from Top Gun 

Our pilot was Chad M. King. Click to enlarge>

The Trip To Rochester slide show.

COMING SOON: SPAFFORD BUSINESS DIRECTORY
Barb Shoemaker, the Spafford Town Historian, has updated her Spafford Small Business Directory for 2002. These are available at the Town Hall, and on the Bullett.

WHERE THE HECK IS BORODINO?
Borodino is a  hamlet nestled between two lakes: Otisco and Skaneateles. Maps

BORODINO FIREMEN'S GRILL OPEN SATURDAYS
Hi!  It's me, Gerard. Where can you get  breakfast for only $3? Eggs, sausage, toast and juice or coffee served up with an angelic smile, every Saturday from 8-11 AM at the Fire House on  Nunnery Rd. until further notice. Visit their web page for more information.

KEN'S CABLE UPDATE
Below is the monthly update on cable television and high speed internet in our Town:

NYSEG has given a tentative completion date of April 12th. Alltel is scheduled to complete their work immediately thereafter. Adelphia is waiting on a template for the fiber optic interface box. Adelphia may begin stringing their cables as early as the end of April. They anticipate this operation to take 2 months. Home installations to start this summer (six months ahead of schedule!)

BORODINO BARNS
Painted by watercolor artist, Susan Spencer. Many thanks to Michael Spencer for his permission to include this wonderful picture in The Bullett.  Click here to visit the Susan Spencer website.

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