Titanic Turkeys Terrorize Town

6 turkeys on fence posts spotted on Nunnery Road observed and reported by Curt Ledermann on August 31st, 2001.
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These two townspeople were totally terrorized by intolerant turkeys. You could be their next victim!

 Thanks to this tenacious town-woman this town is now safe from the tempestuous tyrannical tirade of the town's twisted turkey traffic.

If you spot these turkeys on your street, call 1-800-TOTAL-TURKEY. Your rights as a homeowner should be protected.